I was once gored by a bull while trying to dry-hump a wet-nurse in Pamplona Spain. Although I live in Wisconsin, I currently consume more mohitos that the entire population of Cuba, and more Pepto-Bismol than all of Atlanta.

I often muse on topics such as sports, politics, and what it is like to be a marginally employed writer with a degree in the two most useful courses of study in the cosmos: Philosophy and Theology.